The Isolation Diary: Part Two

Ok, I'm slowly losing my mind. Surely this has to end soon? I can't clean my house anymore, I'm running out of things to do and I miss KFC and Gregg's terribly. If you haven't already read part one of my Isolation Diary series (I may as well call it a series now as it's slowly turning into one) give the first part a read if you want before reading this one! Here's hopefully the second (and last) part of my isolation diary:

WEEK SEVEN

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Day Forty Three (27th April) - There's a knock on my door, I look out my window and my neighbour is waving and pointing to my doorstep. She's only gone and made me cakes to cheer me up! I honestly have the best neighbours in the world! 

Day Forty Four - The house buyer on Escape To The Country is wearing nude leggings and it's really winding me up!

Day Forty Five - I've realised that during this lockdown, I have managed to catch up on all the sleep I've missed out on over the last three years.


Day Forty Six - Today (from my doorstep) I danced the Macarena while wearing my dressing gown with my other neighbours. As you do.


Day Forty Seven - I seem to have woken up with Madonna - Like A Prayer stuck in my head. Nope, I don't know either.


Day Forty Eight - I've just found out Cadbury's Dream white chocolate is being sold in supermarkets again. Day made.


Day Forty Nine - I'm currently belting out Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera on Heart radio whilst on the treadmill. How's your Sunday going?

WEEK  EIGHT

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Day Fifty (4th May) - Oh no, I'm going to see a tonne of 'May the 4th Be With You' tweets today. I think I shall be spending the day away from Twitter.

Day Fifty One - Another Tuesday, another day of boredom.


Day Fifty Two - I'm in a real snappy mood for a Wednesday. I don't know whether it being Wednesday has made a difference, but I'm not in the greatest mood today.


Day Fifty Three - I've curled my hair and I've put some fake tan on my legs. I feel fabulous again.


Day Fifty Four - A social distancing street party has taken place where I live for VE Day. There's bunting everywhere and it's been a lovely day!


Day Fifty Five - A fire engine arrives in our street and all of my neighbours congregate in their front gardens to find out what's going on. Nothing serious thankfully, but I hope the neighbour down the street who lit an out of control bonfire in his front garden gets fined.


Day Fifty Six - There's been a few birthday cards posted through the door today. You'd think it was somebody's birthday tomorrow...

WEEK  NINE

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Day Fifty Seven (11th May) - Yes, it's my birthday today and I'm turning 27! Celebrating a birthday during lockdown - this should be fun.


Day Fifty Eight - After a very uneventful but equally as pleasant birthday, it's time to get on with Tuesday.


Day Fifty Nine - Getting a bunch of flowers in the post from one of my closest friends and an Amazon gift from one of my closest blogging friends has brightened up my Wednesday!


Day Sixty - Jeez, I'm not on day 60 of lockdown am I?! Bloody hell. Anyway, I'm feeling grateful today for the lighting from my landing window.


Day Sixty One - Found today that some people don't call the ends of bread 'crusts'. My mind is blown.


Day Sixty Two - Just seen a dress on ASOS I liked, but for the life of me, I couldn't fathom where my boobs would go, I'd get arrested for public indecency if I wore it down to Tesco (well, not right now obviously).


Day Sixty Three - I've thrown my back out. I'm in absolute agony. Even Colonel Tom Moore can walk better than me right now.

WEEK  TEN

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Day Sixty Four (18th May) - I've woken up, my back is straighter, I can walk properly again and I have a fresh fake tan on my legs. Happy Monday!

Day Sixty Five - The Premier League is planning to make a comeback soon. Something which I don't feel comfortable with. Call me soppy and sentimental, but I do care more about people right now, and I care about the footballer's health and wellbeing. I know they'll be social distancing, but still. How the hell can you social distance in a dressing room and on a team bus?!

Day Sixty Six - A brief visit to the hospital for a port flush is on my very empty agenda today. Plus it's a beautiful day, which means a nice drive.

Day Sixty Seven - Fully beginning to realise that some of the British are the most selfish people on this Earth.


Day Sixty Eight - The irony that I've been suffering with my mental health during mental health week is just...


Day Sixty Nine - I'm kind of glad to see rain, it means those selfish nobheads won't feel the need to travel to beaches.


Day Seventy - I've had a sit down outside in the back garden for the first time in ages and it's been the best part of my Sunday!

WEEK  ELEVEN

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Day Seventy One (25th May) - I've had a massive clothes sort out, hoovered everywhere in my house and now I'm sitting outside with a cuppa watching the birds. Birds are surprisingly entertaining to watch.


Day Seventy Two - A drive around the block in this beautiful weather has done me the world of good!


Day Seventy Three - I have just weighed myself. After the horror revelation of how much weight I've gained during lockdown, I have decided that I need to go on a diet.


Day Seventy Four - You know I said I was going to go on a diet? I've just demolished a bacon sandwich and a bag of prawn cocktail crisps. Hmm, I'll start tomorrow instead...


Day Seventy Five - I'm into day 75 of lockdown - it feels like it's lasted 75 years.


Day Seventy Six - Watching the Space Station fly over us in the sky - what a surreal moment.


Day Seventy Seven - How the hell have I grown to hate weekends during lockdown?

WEEK  TWELVE

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Day Seventy Eight (1st June) - Is it just me or is there something strangely nice about the first day of a new month being on a Monday?


Day Seventy Nine - It's Blackout Tuesday. Today feels like a sobering yet momentous day in the world.


Day Eighty - I had a very exciting day today. I'll tell you more on Friday!

Day Eighty One - Finding out that the vulnerable have to self isolate for another 10 weeks until 16th August has put me in such a despondent mood. I don't know if I can mentally do this.


Day Eighty Two - I'M IN A PODCAST! Give it a listen here


Day Eighty Three - Is there such a thing as having long legs when you're only 5ft 3? My neighbour (from a social distance) said this and I'm actually quite pleased by this comment!


Day Eighty Four - It's just dawned on me that I'll be posting this new Isolation Diary entry tomorrow and I'll be doing a third one which could most likely be turn into a fourth one after that. Jeez aloo.

Lucy